I.e., he won't be one of those lamewads who clings to your friend group and sits around the house eating Cheez-Its and waiting for you to come over and watch Netflix with him.Not that there's anything wrong with Cheez-Its, but nobody likes a clinger.15. If he likes you, why would he avoid you until it's deemed societally appropriate to text? Fifteen years ago, I was running an ad agency, and we were asked to pitch for an online dating site.To prepare, all of us on the team had to create a profile.Does any man really like to be called your Sexy Silver Fox?Although, I call J "Kid" in this super-cute, ironic way. Whether that's a mature twenty-something, an immature thirty-something, or a quirky lady living with three dudes like Jess.
Oooh, yeah, work that upholstery attachment that you read about in the Miele manual.4. Every guy comes to the realization that being jealous of your guy friends just makes him look sad and lame.He knows what he wants and he won't waste your time if you're not it. He won't have a nervous breakdown about meeting your parents. Added bonus: He'll probably get along with your parents better because he's a little (tiny! Not that he's old, but he'll rock out to Hendrix with your dad in the man cave and not feel too weird about it.8. Practice makes orgasms, or however that saying goes.9.You didn't want to be with that guy who wanted an "outdoorsy girl" anyway. And he knows that vulvas don't usually look like two unused Pink Pearl erasers and smell like Bath and Body Works vanilla bean. Either way, older guys are more likely to be the most comfortable snuggle you've ever had.12. Have you ever seen an early-twentysomething guy get handed a baby?“I knew he would pick up the check, get us home, that his sheets would be clean, and that in the morning he’d make me coffee and eggs, kiss me, and hand me money for a cab.Essentially, I was ‘taken care of.'” Scorpion points out that her lover’s age made him less selfish and more committed.Escaping the wild self-discovery phase, many older gentlemen have a more established career and more time and energy to dedicate to a partner.